You Deserve... Somethin' Today

Overheard:

"I practically have to do an autopsy to decide!
So I'm at McDonald's..."*

Who:

Disturbing man in disturbing radio commerical, for McDonald's.

For the love of everything holy, WHY??? :

You'd have to ask the McDonald's ad team, because I'm stumped. The speaker can't decide whether he wants Chicken Select Strips or the traditional Chicken Nuggets. His heart wants one and his brain wants the other, and I'm not sure it matters which wants which. Apparently images of dead bodies and dissection of internal organs may help him decide between purported white meat, and mystery dark-ish meat. Good luck to him, because I've already made my decision!

* It's possible this isn't verbatim.