Queenpin

Overheard:

"I took bowling in college. Twice."

Who:

My friend Annemarie.

Where:

Our friend Christina's surprise bowling party, at a now-closed alley off 395.*

Suspicious Circumstances?

Minorly suspect. Annemarie attended Oregon State University, where apparently she was a few credits shy. Unlike my alma mater**, where I thought I had found the sweetest deal there was***, OSU appears to teach agility, strength, hand-eye coordination, fashion, and more in the same course. Here are other "Physical Action Courses" they offer. Annemarie did not specify if she took Bowling I and Bowling II, or if they allow repeats for credit. I mean, really, Bowling II.


* This article is unrelated, but a thinker.
** Go Cats!
*** My final involved a clipboard, a t-shirt, and iron-on song lyrics.