Funny for DC

Overheard:

Man I shared a cab with in Chicago: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Homeland Security"
Him: "Are you on the Glomar Commission?"
Me: "I can neither confirm nor deny."

I won't bore you with the details:

You can read this if you want to. The last paragraph before the statistics is the relevant portion. I was just proud of myself that I retorted in stride. I'm becoming more of a DC tool every day.